BroBroKidsNoGoZone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Phone Number Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground roller coaster that only the coolest players know about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to steal players’ blocks and replace them with pink wool just for laughs. So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if all that isn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or cheat. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockPartyBanned

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Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	481291
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPigsVsCreepers

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Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	120	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8965
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

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When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyWakeUpLand

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Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	7846
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyPridePalace

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so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Auto Pause Adventures

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join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6572	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

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Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

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Server Name	RLFactions
Season	1
Server Type	Heavily modded factions
Features	RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
Discord	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

2. How can I join RLFactions?

To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	139

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Popularity? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	New Chunks Explored:	479728
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6668	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7