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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
Potions Brewed: 27 Magic Crystals Found: 12
Runes Activated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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