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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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