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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Farms Harvested: 867
Secret Passages Found: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Falling into the Void: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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