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Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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