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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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