Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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