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Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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