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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 23 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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