| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6841 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 282 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2582 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4885 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2777 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4445 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 812 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5594 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3228 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7997 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8811 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2204 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8925 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 748852 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9889 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8710 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 956533 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7144 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5324 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8186 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2000 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9902 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2619 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2168 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 118 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).
So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!
