Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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