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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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