Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5643

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Banter Buddies

    Blocky Banter Buddies
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

    Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

    CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

    And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

    Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

    For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

    Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

    One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

    But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

    Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyNorsemen

    CraftyNorsemen
    Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

    But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Alien Abductions: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Towns Built: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    – Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

    Minecrafty Fantasy Fun
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

    Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!
    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

    CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

    And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

    But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

    Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

    Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Animals Bred: 120 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Therapy

    Blocky Therapy
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

    Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

    Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Enchantments Applied: 236 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4848 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Comfy Chaos

    Crafty Comfy Chaos
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

    3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

    4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 3188

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!

    CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that on this server, creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! Can you imagine the sight of a bunch of green, pixelated creatures busting a move? It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of it prancing through the nether!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive Enchanted Pickaxe that has the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining sessions and hello to instant riches!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs email registration when you have dancing creepers and diamond unicorns, am I right?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!

    HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – ¢holo Reve! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined ¢holo Reve and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas – they were wearing top hats and doing the Macarena! And that’s not even the craziest part…

    As this player ventured further into the server, they stumbled upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground. The party was hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away. And guess what? They were serving enchanted golden apples as snacks!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the legendary diamond chicken on this server, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join ¢holo Reve now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

    Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

    For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 9222 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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