So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 224
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8941 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Farms Harvested: 835 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Animals Bred: 160

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Runes Activated: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 8579
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 62 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mines Excavated: 2851 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Emeralds Found: 2281
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6670 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3223 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Animals Bred: 144

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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