lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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