lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Potions Brewed: 194 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Star Shards Collected: 264 Animals Bred: 35
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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