lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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