lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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