lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Secret Passages Found: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Divine Spears Created: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Gods Slained: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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