lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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