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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Falling into the Void: 1
Chimeras Created: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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