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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Animals Bred: 24 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 422 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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