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Players: 98/800 Votes: 599
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Astral Projections Made: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

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  • BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

    BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 347
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Animals Bred: 172
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1672
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

    watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

    plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

    join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

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  • CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

    CozyCraft Land 1.20.5
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3994
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1007 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 1340
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Votes: 3075 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 101 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

    Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

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  • FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

    FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3810
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

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  • VanishingDesires

    VanishingDesires
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 9087
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Animals Bred: 171 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

    Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

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  • ZuckLeaksCraft

    ZuckLeaksCraft
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9908
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Chimeras Created: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

    so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

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  • Tectonic

    Tectonic
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6507
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Emeralds Found: 4174 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features
    Vote Party
    In-game economy
    Crates
    Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
    Obtainable spawners
    Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

    What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

    Java IP: Tectonic.lol

    Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

    Port: 25565

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

    Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
    Are there any special features on the server? Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
    Can I get premium ranks on the server? Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

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  • Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

    Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5303
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • GirlfriendGateCraft

    GirlfriendGateCraft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7773
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 944366 Votes: 6318
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

    Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

    So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

    AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 9667
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 280 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyPandaPvP

    CraftyPandaPvP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7095
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Meteorites Collected: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

    So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

    Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 1158
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

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  • Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

    Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9070
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4858
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

    She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

    But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

    Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • CarCrashSisNoRide

    CarCrashSisNoRide
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 3314
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

    Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

    So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

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  • MineProtestEU

    MineProtestEU
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3198
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 973 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Dimension Hops: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

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