Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

Assassination, Attack, Beirut, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, HezboOMG, international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, Top, violence, War

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Robots Eye Contact Fun

Artificial Intelligence, child development, cognitive development., Communication, Contact, developmental psychology, emotional responses, Empathy, Eye, eye contact, facial expressions, Fun, human interaction, human-like responses, human-robot interaction, INFANTS, machine learning, nonverbal communication, robotics, Robots, social cues, Social Skills, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Factions Reimagined

auction house, Bedrock Support, Boosters, Boss Battles, Custom Enchants, custom npcs, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Economy, Factions, Gui Shop, Hardcore Events, MCMMO, netherite, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server Events, StatTrackers, Survival, Towny

– ZERO Pay 2 Win! (LIFETIME GUARANTEE) No crates, no buying your way to the top with ranks, no purchasing in-game items. Everything is EARNED! – Custom Factions-Towny hybrid server, large cities and nations cooperating or competing – War mode with prep time and Discord integration! Notified on Discord when war is declared, giving time for you and your faction to prepare (no more getting offline’d!) – Premium Boss plugin, adventure into the world and fight new foes to unlock exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards depending on the difficulty of boss! – Custom GUI shop allowing the player to quickly buy or sell items using /shop (along with an auction house /ah!) – MYTHICAL SHOP in spawn with Custom Enchants and items! Purchased using in-game Cash, Boss Tokens, and Rare Shards – Premium Fishing that rejuvenates the old system into a rewarding and enjoyable new way to earn loot! – Custom NPCs with dialogues and Quest lines – Free Progression, unlock new ranks, features, commands, and limits through quests and server play time! (Set more homes, access more player vaults, etc.) – Season ending Hardcore event! End the season with a shrinking world border by being the last player alive and win a huge reward going into the next season! – Leveled Mobs that get stronger and tougher as you work your way to the center of the map, offering more rewarding and exclusive loot for those who dare to fight them. (Make sure you’ve got netherite!) – Old 1.18 PVP Combat, McMMO, StatTrackers, Spawners, Server-wide Boosters, Custom Terrain, GUI menus, Bedrock Support, active Discord community, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RivalMC

1.16.2, 1.21, bedrock, Boxpvp, Community, Cross-Play, CrystalBox, Discord, Economy, Elytra Box, games, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, OneBlock, Practice, QuickBox, RivalMC, Server, smp, Store, Support, Survival

RivalMC is a top-tier Minecraft Server Network, offering an exciting range of games like Lifesteal SMP, BoxPvP, Elytra Box (QuickBox), Practice, CrystalBox, and much more coming soon. RivalMC boasts a vibrant community, excellent staff, regular giveaways, and an active Discord server.

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` BEDROCK IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` (Port 19132)

Supports versions from 1.16.2 to 1.21!

Join Our Community! – Store: https://store.rivalmc.net – Discord: https://discord.gg/rivalmc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HexSMP- Where Creepers are scarier than taxes! Join us for some explosive fun in our Minecraft server with a twist!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Chat Games	Engage in fun chat games with the community and earn rewards!
Player Economy	Trade, sell, and build wealth in the player-driven economy.
Leveling System	Custom system to enhance your survival adventure.
Custom Fishing	Catch rare items, treasure, and unique gear.
Quests & Skills	Embark on challenging quests and develop your skills.
Furniture	Decorate builds with custom furniture.
Grief Prevention	Protect builds with a land claiming system.
Teams	Form teams with friends and collaborate on projects
Cosmetics & Skins	Personalize character with exclusive cosmetics and skins.
PvP & Dungeons	Test skills in PvP battles or conquer dungeons for loot.
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock compatible for cross-platform play.

FAQs

Q: What makes HexSMP different?

A: HexSMP offers over 100 custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.

Q: Why choose HexSMP?

A: HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, new features, and an active player base.

Q: How can I earn rare rewards?

A: Use the Referral System to refer friends and earn exclusive items and bonuses.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com to start your adventure.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Visit the HexSMP website, read the rules, vote for the server, and join the Discord community.

Have more questions? Feel free to ask below!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

Belial Battle Pass Costume, Big meaty notes, CraftyFantasy, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, gbvsg, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Sandalphon, Server, Steam page, Tournament, Twitter hashtags, Versusia Character Guide, Vikala, VOD, Website, Zooey

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

Adult, creative writing, Edition, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Sensual, smp, Thread, Water’s Too Cold

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

ableist, autistic, BLOCK, dangerous city, disability income, DisabilityCraft, disabled kid, evictions, fair, free load, Homeless, kitchen chores, men’s shelter, OCD, offer to help, placements, public transportation, Resentment, section 8 voucher, sleeping disorder, Trans

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1859	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	768994
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LoveCrafted

bittersweet, butterflies in stomach, Crush, Emotional rollercoaster, first heartbreak, first kiss, first love, growing pains, HEARTBREAK, high school sweetheart, Innocence, learning experience, LoveCrafted, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, puppy love, sweet moments, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Potions Brewed:	71
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	5687	Mines Excavated:	1554
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!

Beirut, BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, disaster relief, explosion, explosive, fear, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, instability, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political unrest, ReBuilding, recovery efforts, social media, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of thousands of exploding devices without actually being in danger? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most explosive Minecraft experience ever!

Our server is like no other, with insane events happening all the time. One time, a player accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT that destroyed the entire map! It was chaos, but so much fun!

We also have a special Lebanon-themed area where you can witness explosions galore. It’s like being in the middle of a war zone, but without any of the actual danger.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the explosions and chaos. It’s a blast, literally!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

Analysis, baby, boom, child, crime, criminal justice, data analysis, domestic violence, FamCraft, family, FBI data, findings, homicides, infant, law enforcement, murder, perpetrators, RELATIVES, statistics, study, U.S, victimization, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Paradis

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Pixel Paradis

Server Name: Pixel Paradis IP Address: play.pixelparadis.com – (Modpack Required) Discord: https://discord.gg/fEREqWYB6A Web: https://pixelparadis.com/

Dive into a unique Pixelmon adventure in Paradise City, a survival game where you can capture extraordinary creatures, build your own empire and forge lasting friendships.

– Vibrant Economy: – High Shiny Chance: – Legendary Missions: – Pokémon Gyms: – High Level Pokémon League:

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Furry Maple Spirit Realm

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, extensions, friendly community, Furry, Furry Friendly, furry server, Game, Growing, Join, Maple, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Server List, Server Tags, Slimefun, Small, spirit realm, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, balance, equality, free, gameplay, History, Interaction, multiplayer, organization, private server, Roleplay, roleplay elements, rules, Stable, Survival, Transparent, Vanilla

CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

Our advantages:

– Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

– Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

– Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

– Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

– History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

About the server:

– We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

– Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

– We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

– The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Farms Harvested:	708	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7