Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3654

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7617
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 7105 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 5343
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Farms Harvested: 194 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 573566 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Potions Brewed: 194 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4773 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Animals Bred: 186 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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