Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

anxiety, attention seeking, Bark, barking, Behavior, Boredom, canine, Communication, discipline, dog, excessive barking, Minecraft, noisy dog, Nuisance, obedience, pet care, pet ownership, problem solving, Server, SOLUTIONS, Territorial, thirdie dog, Training, vocalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	1075	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	145

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

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Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4090	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	241293

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4238	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6281
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/penguincraftsmp/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crops Grown:	5874
Magic Items Found:	7200	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBattles

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Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

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so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	261	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	5649	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

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so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mines Excavated:	3253
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

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Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!