Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1669	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ores Mined:	4420	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

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Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	4441
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Enchantments Applied:	94
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MissileMayhemCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

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<a href="https://newsminecraft.com/ultimate-gamer-survival-guide-defeating-witches/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	368603
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchantments Applied:	223
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyBattles

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Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	512921
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

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so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	9329	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

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so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

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Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.