Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1113 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 50 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.
But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.
So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 284 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 57 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3727 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 42 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4777 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2102 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8624 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Enchantments Applied: | 265 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
