Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY