Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Potions Brewed: 110
Divine Spears Created: 29 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY