Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Ores Mined: 7964 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY