Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Buildings Constructed: 19
Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY