Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Animals Bred: 30
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Emeralds Found: 8276 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY