Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY