Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 6 New Chunks Explored: 88394
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY