Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Alien Abductions: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Farms Harvested: 674 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY