Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Farms Harvested: 243 Divine Spears Created: 23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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