Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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