Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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