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Players: 105/900 Votes: 8892
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Emeralds Found: 9292 Wilderness Tamed: 11
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Alien Abductions: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

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  • CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

    CozyCraft Land 1.20.5
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 8440
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 439
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2263
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 New Chunks Explored: 150652

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

    Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

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  • FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

    FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5628
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Ores Mined: 4847 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

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  • VanishingDesires

    VanishingDesires
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2290
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

    Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

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  • ZuckLeaksCraft

    ZuckLeaksCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1576
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Animals Bred: 200 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

    so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

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  • Tectonic

    Tectonic
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 238
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features
    Vote Party
    In-game economy
    Crates
    Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
    Obtainable spawners
    Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

    What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

    Java IP: Tectonic.lol

    Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

    Port: 25565

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

    Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
    Are there any special features on the server? Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
    Can I get premium ranks on the server? Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

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  • Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

    Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5490
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Dimension Hops: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • GirlfriendGateCraft

    GirlfriendGateCraft
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 6205
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

    Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

    So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

    AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7897
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyPandaPvP

    CraftyPandaPvP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 446
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

    So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

    Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9858
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Zombie Dances: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

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  • Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

    Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6527
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4415 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

    She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

    But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

    Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • CarCrashSisNoRide

    CarCrashSisNoRide
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 5728
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

    Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

    So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

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  • MineProtestEU

    MineProtestEU
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6476
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 354
    Star Shards Collected: 151 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

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  • TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

    TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7095
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Potions Brewed: 57

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

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