Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8438 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3006
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/pl-bots/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Farms Harvested: 842
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 183 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8117 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 219 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 New Chunks Explored: 168189
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„

    ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Ores Mined: 6747 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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