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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Falling into the Void: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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