Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Emeralds Found: 3339
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ores Mined: 9149 Alien Abductions: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 265221 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 New Chunks Explored: 383541
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Animals Bred: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 130 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Potions Brewed: 151
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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