yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

    Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

    So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CartoonCraftLaughs

    CartoonCraftLaughs
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

    We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NukeFearNotMC

    NukeFearNotMC
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

    Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard
    LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

    Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

    Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

    We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ParentalVacayNoWay

    ParentalVacayNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

    Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

    So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DadBodMC SMP

    DadBodMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

    Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

    But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCreeperCocktail

    CraftyCreeperCocktail
    Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

    TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Drive Thru Truth

    Drive Thru Truth
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2347 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

    SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

    SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

    Description
    Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
    Is this server only for content creators? No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
    Where can I find more information? You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Debate Night Minecraft Server

    Debate Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 440
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

    Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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