yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Secret Passages Found: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 1829 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NasrallahsFuneral Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsFuneral Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we bury players like Nasrallah amid fears of Israel striking our public funerals! it’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through the dangers of the virtual world. join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being buried alive while dodging airstrikes from enemy players. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Zombie Dances: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • WarCraftyMinecraft

    WarCraftyMinecraft
    So, like, imagine this, right? There’s this Minecraft server where the leader is like a total boss, but not in a good way. He’s holding out for a bigger war, like what even? U.S. officials are all like, “yo, this dude needs to chill” but he’s just like, “nah, I’m gonna keep causing chaos in this blocky world.”

    But here’s the thing, you gotta join this server because it’s like a real-life soap opera. Drama, intrigue, and explosions everywhere. Plus, you never know when the leader is gonna go full crazy mode and start a war just for funsies. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness, but in Minecraft form.

    So, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky experience, come join us on this server. Who knows, you might even become a key player in the leader’s quest for an epic showdown. Just make sure to bring your A-game and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including outrageous statements like the one above! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can let your inner troll run wild.

    We offer a special “Murderer/Abortionist” roleplay where you can act out your wildest fantasies of justice and revenge. Build a courtroom, hold a trial, and sentence those who have “given you nothing to respect” to a virtual punishment of your choosing.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a “Crazy Confessions” chat room where you can share your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Want to argue that pineapple belongs on pizza or that the earth is flat? Go for it! Just be prepared for some heated debates.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly insane and unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what craziness awaits you around every pixelated corner?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 765927 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result

    Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to prove you’re human just to play? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who can tell if you’re human just by the way you walk in-game! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be judged by poultry overlords. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Farms Harvested: 107
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MomCraft Ultimatum

    MomCraft Ultimatum
    Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

    Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

    And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

    So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

    NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Server: CreeperPeevez

    Server: CreeperPeevez
    Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6662

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

    MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

    Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

    Atlantis Minecraft Server

    Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

    This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

    To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
    Are there any grief prevention features on the server? Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
    Will the server ever reset? No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
    How long do land claims last? Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

    Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

    Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

    And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 677
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Ores Mined: 2755 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

    CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

    BlueHelmetBorderPatrol
    so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

    anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

    so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Balance Blunder Data Mine

    Balance Blunder Data Mine
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Waffcarui Minecraft server

    Waffcarui Minecraft server

    Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

    The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

    The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

    Micro list of server features:

    1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

    2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

    3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

    4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

    5) The server runs on paid plugins.

    6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

    7) Your own texture pack.

    8) Decorative items and blocks.

    We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

    You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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