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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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