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ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	560652
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	130
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4070
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Animals Bred:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Villages Defended:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Crops Grown:	7977
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9749	Dragon Eggs Found:	7027
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	781553
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	5876

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4093	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8896
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	338139

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1