Bolt SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3949
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NotAnArtistConcertScam

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Runes Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineFictionalMe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	145	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Towns Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4250
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8797

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0