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InvictusCraft: Trudeau Talks & Harry Chills

American athletes, Canada, CHILLS, closing ceremony, Competition, Delivers Message, disability, friendship, Global community, Harry, honoring heroes, inspirational speech, international event, Invictus Games, InvictusCraft, justin trudeau, Military, prime minister, prince harry, Sportsmanship, Support, talks, trudeau, Unity, Veterans

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	838581	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9534
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing and having a good time? well then u gotta join our server! why, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story.

so one time, justin trudeau, yea the prime minister of canada, he came to our server and he was like “hey gamers, i love minecraft and i love u all” and then he started doing the floss dance and everyone was like “woah, trudeau, u got moves!” it was epic.

and then, out of nowhere, a bunch of american athletes from the invictus games showed up and they were like “we heard this server is lit, we wanna join too!” so they started building a giant statue of prince harry out of diamond blocks and everyone was like “wow, that’s dedication!”

so yea, if u wanna hang out with justin trudeau, american athletes, and build epic diamond statues, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Unity Boosted, Party Unifying

assassination attempt, Boost, Boosted, Divides, Event, extra hostility, fear, hostility, opposing party, Party, party unity, Political, political divides, REPUBLICAN, republicans, stoking, Support, trump, unifying, unifying effect, Unity, violence, widen

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures like no other! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors and zombies that break out in dance parties!

our server is so lit that even trump himself tried to assassinate it, but instead of causing chaos, it brought republicans together in unity! who knew a minecraft server could have such a powerful impact on politics?!

come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the political arena)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper who doesn’t like rainbows, then maybe stay away. 😜🌈🎉 #minecraftmadness

DawnCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, DawnCraft, discussion, early morning, ENGAGEMENT, forum, forum thread, good morning, greetings, Interaction, internet, Kids, morning chat, morning routine, ONLINE, Realms, social media, start of the day, where this goes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Animals Bred:	145	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Hey kids, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, madness, and pure insanity!

We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

Don’t miss out on the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BestManBail Minecraft Server

awkward, best man, BestManBail, brother, choose, Clear Mind, dramatic, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Humiliation, immature, inseparable, JOKE, messages, Minecraft, overreacted, Protective, Public, reception, Server, Speech, split family, Wedding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Star Shards Collected:	113	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crops Grown:	9475
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the groom in this wild wedding story, you’ll have to choose between your best friend and your fiancée (hopefully not at your own wedding though). Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward speeches, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our server for all the drama you could ever want? See you there, drama llamas!

SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2408	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Crops Grown:	7536	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	8022	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Items Found:	4949	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Votes:	6332	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	8056
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2