Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

    DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition
    Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

    Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server
    Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

    Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • :gt: be me Minecraft SMP

    :gt: be me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MomCantDriveMC

    MomCantDriveMC
    Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

    We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

    So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8235 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

    KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales
    Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

    One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

    And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2335
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • OpportuCraft

    OpportuCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

    SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server
    so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

    OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

    So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

    LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone
    hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

    not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1235 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 429 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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